We called our English teacher Mrs. Mean-a-ker instead of Mrs. Menaker, because to us third graders, that was the epitome of wit, and also because she was dour.
Three memories stand out:
THE BLURTER
On the first day of school at Hebrew Academy of Greater Washington, Mrs. Menaker, a square-shouldered, squat, yet somehow small middle-aged woman with a round head and short gray bangs, announced, “Class, I’m 100 years old!”
This declaration electrified me. I half rose in my seat and bawled, “No, that can’t be true!”
Her gaze softened a little and she almost smiled.
Encouraged, I went on, “I could see you being 80 or 90, but not 100!”
If she were a beach ball, I’d say she deflated.